What is the Wampus Cat’s biggest regret? First, that he wasn’t in on the invention of the Segway. (If only they were more like shoes and less like podiums.) His second regret is that Wampuses don’t have embodied pouches, as their friend and ally the kangaroo. There is such an abundance of useful, fun and locally produced goods to buy, it would be great to hold the items close to your heart where the desire for them first arose.